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I have recently run into difficulty in choosing cutlery. For example, does one stab kraft dinner with a fork, or scoop with a spoon? Would it be immoral to scoop with a fork when a perfectly scoopable spoon is available?
I would appreciate a cutlery-choosing guide, though a general overview on food utensils would be equally helpful.
Like Kanilyn, I too am terminally dangled about cutlery choices. I know not when to stab and when to scoop; whether to proceed from outside in or from inside out; and whither to place the butter knives when the trowels and trugs are taking up all available spaces. Please advise.
This is an emergency. How on earth does one finish a story? Or rather, how would one go about writing a story that doesn't involve angst and unrequited/lost love? I told myself, "Kanilyn, you have got to stop projecting onto your stories, the poor characters are always heartbroken and pathetic".
I started off with the best intentions, but now my characters are watching the sunrise on a roof and discussing the meaning of life. There's going to be a cut to a sex scene anytime now, I know it. I don't know how to write gay sex. What do I do?
Harold,
ReplyDeleteI have recently run into difficulty in choosing cutlery. For example, does one stab kraft dinner with a fork, or scoop with a spoon? Would it be immoral to scoop with a fork when a perfectly scoopable spoon is available?
I would appreciate a cutlery-choosing guide, though a general overview on food utensils would be equally helpful.
Thank you,
Kanilyn
Like Kanilyn, I too am terminally dangled about cutlery choices. I know not when to stab and when to scoop; whether to proceed from outside in or from inside out; and whither to place the butter knives when the trowels and trugs are taking up all available spaces. Please advise.
ReplyDeleteHarold,
ReplyDeleteThis is an emergency. How on earth does one finish a story? Or rather, how would one go about writing a story that doesn't involve angst and unrequited/lost love? I told myself, "Kanilyn, you have got to stop projecting onto your stories, the poor characters are always heartbroken and pathetic".
I started off with the best intentions, but now my characters are watching the sunrise on a roof and discussing the meaning of life. There's going to be a cut to a sex scene anytime now, I know it. I don't know how to write gay sex. What do I do?
Please help me,
Kanilyn