First you must buy a plane ticket for somewhere warm and coastal. Fly there, and explore the beaches until you find a purple sea urchin. Photograph this urchin, and return home. Get your photograph printed and attach this photograph to your fridge. Stand with your hands on your hips and admire the moment of urchin. Breathe in deeply through your nose, and exhale a throaty helpless noise lost in a sea of air.
Saturday 26 February 2011
How to Sigh
It is time to learn how to properly let out a sigh. The ideal sigh should be filled with an illogical combination of acceptance, longing, and regret. A sigh should last only a moment whilst suggesting a poignant epoch.
First you must buy a plane ticket for somewhere warm and coastal. Fly there, and explore the beaches until you find a purple sea urchin. Photograph this urchin, and return home. Get your photograph printed and attach this photograph to your fridge. Stand with your hands on your hips and admire the moment of urchin. Breathe in deeply through your nose, and exhale a throaty helpless noise lost in a sea of air.
First you must buy a plane ticket for somewhere warm and coastal. Fly there, and explore the beaches until you find a purple sea urchin. Photograph this urchin, and return home. Get your photograph printed and attach this photograph to your fridge. Stand with your hands on your hips and admire the moment of urchin. Breathe in deeply through your nose, and exhale a throaty helpless noise lost in a sea of air.
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Harold,
ReplyDeleteThe earthquake and tsunamis in Japan have made me weary of the coast. Would it be sufficient to simply buy the plane ticket and purchase a sea urchin from ebay?
Kanilyn