Sit naked on the floor with your legs outstretched, a loaf of bread and jar of peanut butter within reach. Lean forward, explore your flexibility. Lean further, bending your knees if you must, and lick whatever part of your legs your mouth comes into contact with first.
Open the jar of peanut butter, scoop out your desired amount with your hand, and smear it on your leg where you licked. Take one piece of bread, and press it into the peanut butter so that it sticks.
This next step is best performed with a maraca in each hand. If you do not have maracas, busy your hands with objects of similar percussive qualities.
While your hands keep an upbeat rhythm, lean into your leg sandwich and begin munching upon it. Stay close, being sure to catch any crumbs with your tongue. Remember to notice the smell, as well as the sensations on your leg.
Lick your leg clean, repeat as necessary.
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